The Father Delivers Midian's Kings
Gideon soothes insulted Ephraim, punishes Succoth and Penuel for refusing bread, and kills the kings who killed his brothers. He refuses the crown, saying our Father will rule — then makes an ephod from the plunder that all Israel prostitutes itself to, and the nation forgets again.
8 1Then the men of Ephraim said, "Why treat us like this—not calling us when you went to fight Midian?" And they quarreled with him sharply. 2But he said to them, "What have I done now compared to you? Isn't Ephraim's gleaning better than Abiezer's grape harvest? 3Our Father handed Midian's princes, Oreb and Zeeb, to you. What could I do compared to you?" At these words their anger against him faded.
4Gideon reached the Jordan and crossed, he and his 300 men, exhausted but still pursuing. 5He said to the men of Succoth, "Please give bread to my troops; they are worn out, and I am chasing Zebah and Zalmunna, the kings of Midian."
6But the officials of Succoth said, "Do you already hold Zebah and Zalmunna, that we should give bread to your army?"
7So Gideon said, "When our Father hands Zebah and Zalmunna to me, I'll thresh your flesh with wilderness thorns and thornbushes."
8From there he went up to Penuel and spoke to them the same, and Penuel's men answered him as Succoth's men had. 9So he said to the men of Penuel too, "When I return safely, I will tear down this tower."
10Zebah and Zalmunna were in Karkor with their armies—about 15,000, all who remained of the entire army of the eastern peoples; 120,000 swordsmen had fallen. 11Gideon went up the tent dwellers' route east of Nobah and Jogbehah and attacked the army while the army felt secure. 12Zebah and Zalmunna fled; he chased them, captured the two Midian kings, Zebah and Zalmunna, and panicked the whole army. 13Then Gideon son of Joash returned from the battle by the Pass of Heres. 14He caught a young man of Succoth and questioned him; the man wrote down for him the names of Succoth's officials and elders—seventy-seven men. 15He came to the men of Succoth and said, "Here are Zebah and Zalmunna, about whom you mocked me: 'Are Zebah and Zalmunna's hands already in your grasp, that we should give bread to your tired men?'" 16He took the city's elders and, with desert thorns and thornbushes, taught the men of Succoth a lesson. 17He also tore down the tower of Penuel and killed the men of the city.
18He asked Zebah and Zalmunna, "What were the men you killed at Tabor like?" They said, "Like you—each resembling a king's son."
19He said, "They were my brothers, my own mother's sons. As our Father lives, had you spared them, I would not kill you."
20He said to Jether, his firstborn, "Get up, kill them!" But the boy did not draw his sword; he was afraid, still only a boy.
21Zebah and Zalmunna said, "Get up yourself and strike us down, for as the man is, so is his strength." So Gideon arose and killed Zebah and Zalmunna, and took the crescent ornaments on their camels' necks.
Gideon Refuses to Rule
22Then the men of Israel said to Gideon, "Rule over us—you, your son, and your grandson—for you saved us from Midian's hand."
23Gideon told them, "I will not rule over you, nor will my son; our Father will rule over you." 24Gideon said to them, "I have one request: each of you give me an earring from his plunder." (The enemy had gold earrings, because they were Ishmaelites.).
25They said, "We'll gladly give them." They spread out a cloak, and each man threw on it an earring from his plunder. 26The gold earrings he requested weighed about forty-two and a half pounds of gold, apart from the crescent ornaments, pendants, and purple garments worn by Midian's kings, and the chains on their camels' necks. 27Gideon made an ephod from it and set it up in his city, Ophrah, and all Israel prostituted themselves to it there, becoming a snare to Gideon and his household.
Forty Years of Rest
28So Midian was subdued before the Israelites and lifted its head no more. The land had peace forty years in Gideon's days. 29Then Jerubbaal son of Joash went and lived in his own house. 30Now Gideon had seventy sons, his own offspring, for he had many wives. 31His concubine who was in Shechem also bore him a son, and he named him Abimelech. a a v31 The name Abimelech means "my father is king" — a striking name given Gideon's refusal of kingship in this same chapter.
32Gideon son of Joash died at a good old age, buried in his father Joash's tomb at Ophrah of the Abiezrites.
33When Gideon died, the Israelites again prostituted themselves to the Baals and made Baal-berith their god. 34The people of Israel did not remember our Father, who rescued them from all their enemies around them. 35Nor did they show kindness to the household of Jerubbaal (Gideon) for all the good he had done for Israel.